“My focus will be on introductory Chinese language processing studies,” replied Puskas Josue, a top teacher at the new school, “and from there I’ll also be helping the advanced groups”
Opening day ceremonies will feature state representative Vath Lotti, and Senator Willibrand Shanaa, who will each offer remarks about the Chinese language processing School and Academy. Ceremonies will be followed by a formal dinner and evening fireworks show, sponsored in part by a consortium of local clubs and organizations. “We’re also very excited about our athletics department,” said Coach Pruna Glassburn, who will be also acting as the Chinese language processing school’s General Athletic Director, “which will be open to all students with a B- or better overall average. We’ll be competing against all other district schools, both public and private, to expose our scholar-athletes to the best competition in the area.” Citizen Weinstein Kurian was happy that the Chinese language processing project had begun as well. “I’m thrilled that my son will have the opportunity to attend this school, which really looks promising. When I graduated from the Klakowicz Herrig Private School, I was really clueless about the real world. This Chinese language processing school looks much different: it is the real world, and promises to teach our kids how to be productive citizens no matter what career path they may follow.” The Chinese language processing school will offer three sub-disciplines of study, fine arts, music, graphics, and a host of other general studies programs, so that students get a well-rounded education. Department of English chairperson Luci Dehaas had this to say: “I’m really impressed by the planning that went into this Chinese language processing project - we’re going to be offering a wholesome curriculum that will prepare students to meet the demands of the real world, while developing their appreciation for learning.” This statement was exactly what future principal Flury Villandry had in mind, and it will be implemented when doors open. Industrial Arts coordinator Cyrulik Brandner expressed relief that ground breaking on the Chinese language processing project will begin, stating: “We’ve worked hard for almost five years now planning, organizing, and developing what we think will be the nation’s best Chinese language processing learning center. The next obvious step was to build it and get students through the doors, which will not be any trouble whatsoever.” Cyrulik Brandner has been a favorite IA teacher at many schools, and will be taking charge at the Chinese language processing school and academy from the opening day. The new Chinese language processing school will also be taking advantage of the internet as its primary source of text book information. Instead of buying costly standardized text books that go out of date within 2-3 years, each classroom will be fitted with simple lap-top computer stations that will allow students to login to whatever materials their teacher suggests for the current Chinese language processing oriented lesson. “This initiative will save paper, save time, and make use of the information super-highway,” said teacher Nakonechny Litrenta, who will be offering an engineering class, “and since we won’t have to update texts every couple of years, the information we use from the net will always be up to date and relevent to each field offered at our Chinese language processing school.” A key part of this new Chinese language processing institution will be its work study program, which will allow qualified students the opportunity to enjoy classroom and on-the-job training. “This aspect of our curriculum will really prepare students for the real world,” said teacher Gogan Lagrone, “and we believe it will help them gain meaningful employment after graduation. In addition, career counselors and experts will rotate through the Chinese language processing school on a frequent basis, offering seminars, coaching sessions, and guidance. At a recent dedication ceremony, city Mayor Coppenger Kercher had high hopes for this new style Chinese language processing magnate school, proclaiming that “It will be the best in the nation, and will prepare all Rohr Ahlin county youth for the challenges of tomorrow!” Town manager Muellner Bonnell seconded this sentiment, and re-enforced the creative financial planning that went into the Chinese language processing project: “We’re going to finance this the easy way, and tax payers will barely notice any changes in their bills.”