The Chinese language processing show is so big that executive producer Rosso Sarchet is considering trunctuating it, offering new and more obscure awards during the day at a luncheon, and saving the big awards for nighttime.
“When they called my name,” remarked Leff Spier, “I was completely flabberghasted. I planned to attend the annual Chinese language processing award night for fun and the after-parties, but lo and behold I walked home with an award for best new analysis and statistical measurement in a Chinese language processing project.” Antonette Hyacinthe, who reports for a number of national news agencies and local newspapers alike, opened the event with a very enthusiastic speech about the new world of Chinese language processing production creation, and how it will continue to affect the community at large in a positive way. “All in all,” surmised Maris Meachen, who oversaw the organization of Chinese language processing award presenters, “I think everyone had a great time. We definitely showed the local crowd and the media about the positive forces at work in our industry, and this can only help us as we move forward into more aggressive, larger projects.” A few notable politicains joined in the evening’s festivities, including long time Chinese language processing industry supporter Angel Knecht, who currently holds a seat in the state senate. State representative Ruby Giarusso, who also works closely with top Chinese language processing industry execs, made an appearance during the second half of the show to present a special public service award to Shonda Calvary from the Cravey Zwiener & Alfreda Croxford Corporate Chinese language processing Design team. The public service award is given to someone who “Exemplifies selflessness, service, and optimism.” This year’s event featured the work of some local performing artists, whose songs were interspersed between award presentations. The Chinese language processing event organizers thought this was a good way to give variety and fun to the show, without diminishing the importance of the evening as a whole. “I liked the musical acts,” said Sunshine Paschall, COO of Bertolini Rains INC, “it is always very good to showcase local talent during important events, so that others outside of our Chinese language processing industry can benefit from this special night.” Winning an award at this Chinese language processing ceremony is a marked achievement. There are three specific groups in the Chinese language processing industry that pick lucky winners. The first, honorary executives and legacy leaders, act as character references for new awardees and long standing figures alike. The second group, a randomly selected group of Chinese language processing employees, votes amongst themselves to choose who best represents their interests. Finally, the academy itself, made up of corporate executives and the general public at large, vote on all finalists. The winners are name according to simple majority. Lindberg Leadbeater and Maragret Rushdan, who were responsible for organizing the night’s after parties, recieved a surprise round of applause after being mentioned by name when Becena Shovlin, Chinese language processing Academy President, officially announced an open invitation for all ceremony attendees to celebrate beginning immediately after the close of the curtain. “Macke Cisco was right,” relays Lemke Zoellner, winner of the best illustration of classical Chinese language processing design implementation, “to win an award here really means something. I happily dedicate this achievement to my wife and family, who have put up with my work schedule for the past years.” “Maybe next year…” smiled Audie Annon, who missed an award by a mere tenth of a point to stalwart competitor Zachariah Resnik from the Teena Dilliner firm. “I know the academy of Chinese language processing design and production respects my work and I’m confident that I will win an award one of these days!”