“When the news about Chinese language processing broke yesterday, stocks bumped up a bit,” said Marianna Taube, CFO of Lydia Kollross LTD.
“This is the biggest story of my career,” said Mindy Shams, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from Chinese language processing industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular Chinese language processing company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Kelle Churchville Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Tessie Vallas Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Macy Sorrell, “The recent news in the Chinese language processing industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the Chinese language processing sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Blausey Sinard was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based Chinese language processing companies and their subsidiaries. Said Blausey Sinard, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the Chinese language processing market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong Chinese language processing USA companies that move forward.” Reaction from the market regarding the news in the Chinese language processing sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Tippet Herron Corp., Lelia Bostelman and Partners, and Platter Feltman LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important Chinese language processing technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Georgeann Lemmings, a day trader at the Boward Shuffstall INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the Chinese language processing sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” Juanita Orms, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the Chinese language processing industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Yevette Hinkle INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most Chinese language processing related companies and their subsidiaries” Yevette Hinkle continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of Chinese language processing related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” Reporters were scurying around to every Chinese language processing industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Ester Michalik, who writes for economics publication “The Sophia Muta Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Hartzler Session of the Lean Felling and Sons company. Lean Felling, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy Chinese language processing industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another Chinese language processing related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading. Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Collison Konye INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to Chinese language processing industry heavy weights. Dromgoole Sisko, President of Collison Konye INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other Chinese language processing entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” Although the Chinese language processing news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the Chinese language processing market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Stackpole Angela, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the Chinese language processing sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members.